Running, surfing, rollerblading, street racing, bungee jumping, skydiving, biking, computers, PlayStation and just vegging.

I have another site that I'm on more often so look for me there.
www.tagworld.com/vancewilder

Anything comedy. Some of my favorites are Van Wilder, Wedding Crashers, Waiting..., Spies Like Us, Three Amigos, Dodgeball, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, etc... I also like action flicks like Walking Tall, The Matrix trilogy, Batman Begins, The Count of Monte Cristo, etc..

I LOVE MUSIC. I'll listen to just about anything and I own over 2,000 CD's. I never really got into death metal, heavy rap, bluegrass or jazz, but I'll still listen to it. I tend to stick to Alternative Rock and Country.

The Wheel of Time novels by Robert Jordan, the Dragon Prince/Dragon Star novels by Melanie Rawn, the Wayfarer Redemption novels by Sara Douglass, the Harry Potter novels by J. K. Rowling and anything by Dan Brown.

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Beautiful women (Duh!), long hair, green eyes, long legs, great personalities and a sense of humor. You'll need it to put up with me.

Short hair, smoking, hairy armpits, and clowns.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

If you want to know anything else, just ask.